Poems List

The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.
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Opera in English, is about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
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The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.
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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
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