Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Classical music is the kind we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
Why doesn’t the fellow who says “I’m no speechmaker” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Come good times or bad, there is always a market for things nobody needs.