We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate.
No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The difference between outlaws and in-laws is that outlaws don't promise to pay it back.
If someone says, 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' it's the money.
There's no secret about success.
