The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course .

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

Love heightens all senses - except the common.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

Vote: The only commodity that is peddle able without a license.