Be good and you will be lonely.

A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

There has been only one Christian. They caught and crucified him-early.

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen .

It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.