The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect .

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first