There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable .

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey .

If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.