Emotions and Feelings

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I want a man whose kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I see when men love women they give but a little of their lives, but women, when they love, give everything.

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

A mind at peace does not engender wars.

War will disappear only when men shall take no part whatever in violence and shall be ready to suffer every persecution that their abstention will bring them. It is the only way to abolish war.

I find war detestable but those who praise it without participating in it even more so.

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

The greatest purveyor of violence in the world today - my own government.

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.

The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.

Lend money to an enemy, and thou will gain him, to a friend and thou will lose him.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.

Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.