Emotions and Feelings

The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.

Lend money to an enemy, and thou will gain him, to a friend and thou will lose him.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.

Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful.

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

In business the man who engages in the most adventures is surest to come out unhurt.

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected .

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.

The most successful politician is he who says what the people are thinking most often in the loudest voice.

Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride.

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering over our suffering, makes someone a friend.

Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering over our suffering, makes someone a friend.

The demand to be loved is the greatest of all arrogant presumptions.