Quotes in this theme
Life and Existence
W. Somerset Maugham
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.
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Helen Rowland
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anesthetic.
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Oscar Wilde
Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
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Jane Austen
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage.
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Michel de Montaigne
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
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Oscar Wilde
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
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Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
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Oscar Wilde
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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Erica Jong
Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.
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Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
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Mae West
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Groucho Marx
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.
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Oscar Wilde
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
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