Society and the World

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

Women prefer emotions to reasoning.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Women are not going to be equal outside the home until men are equal in it.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.