Gender Identity

Women prefer emotions to reasoning.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

A witty woman is a treasure’ a witty beauty is a power .

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.

If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.