Emotions and Feelings

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.

The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies are ended by a marriage.

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

I would always rather be happy than dignified.

I would always rather be happy than dignified.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I refuse to live in the ordinary world as ordinary women. To enter ordinary relationships. I want ecstasy. I am a neurotic -- in the sense that I live in my world. I will not adjust myself to the world. I am adjusted to myself.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.

I want a man whose kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I see when men love women they give but a little of their lives, but women, when they love, give everything.