Emotions and Feelings

It is foolish and quite unfitting for an educated man to spend all his time on acquiring bulging muscles, a thick neck and mighty thighs. The large amounts they are compelled to eat make them dull-witted.

Deer-stalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

SUDDEN SUCCESS IN GOLF IS LIKE THE SUDDEN ACQUISITION OF WEALTH. IT IS APT TO UNSETTLE AND DETERIORATE THE CHARACTER.

RUGBY IS A GOOD OCCASION FOR KEEPING 30 BULLIES FAR FROM THE CENTRE OF THE CITY.

If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.

GOLF IS A GAME IN WHICH YOU CAN CLAIM THE PRIVILEGES OF AGE AND RETAIN THE PLAYTHINGS OF CHILDHOOD.

All sorrows are less with bread.

NO MAN IS LONELY WHILE EATING SPAGHETTI: IT REQUIRES SO MUCH ATTENTION.

THERE IS ONE THING MORE EXASPERATING THAN A WIFE WHO CAN COOK AND WON’T, AND THAT’S A WIFE WHO CAN’T COOK AND WILL.

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.

A TAVERN IS A PLACE WHERE MADNESS IS SOLD BY THE BOTTLE.

GOOD APPLE PIES ARE A CONSIDERABLE PART OF OUR DOMESTIC HAPPINESS.

A fine coat is a livery, when the person who wears it discovers no higher sense than that of a footman.

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they did not they would be married too.

CHUMPS ALWAYS MAKE THE BEST HUSBANDS… ALL THE UNHAPPY MARRIAGES COME FROM THE HUSBANDS HAVING BRAINS.

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

IF A WOMAN DOUBTS AS TO WHETHER SHE SHOULD ACCEPT A MAN OR NOT, SHE CERTAINLY OUGHT TO REFUSE HIM.

THERE ARE MEN WHO FEAR REPARTEE IN A WIFE MORE KEENLY THAN A SWORD.

Licence my roving hands, and let them go, Before, behind, between, above, below.

Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.