Society and the World

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Women prefer emotions to reasoning.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.

Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women are not going to be equal outside the home until men are equal in it.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him.