Dating and Passion

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.

No, there’s nothing half so sweet in life

Where both deliberate, the love is slight;

Come, my Celia, let us prove,

They’ll tell thee, sailors, when away,

And when a lady’s in the case,

Mad about the boy.

What men call gallantry, and gods adultery,

A little still she strove, and much repented,

May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are the result of previous study?

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’.

oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much

Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light-o’-love, the lady that’s known as Lou.

Love at the lips was touch As sweet as I could bear; And once that seemed too much; I lived on air.

Faint heart never won fair lady! Nothing venture, nothing win— Blood is thick, but water’s thin— In for a penny, in for a pound 2 — It’s Love that makes the world go round!

Prithee, pretty maiden, will you marry me? (Hey, but I’m hopeful, willow, willow, waly!)

“I would be your wife most gladly!” (Here she twirled her fingers madly),

If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning.

What men call gallantry, and gods adultery, Is much more common where the climate’s sultry.

How sweet I roam’d from field to field, And tasted all the summer’s pride, Till I the prince of love beheld, Who in the sunny beams did glide!

O’er her warm cheek and rising bosom move The bloom of young Desire and purple light of Love.

Youth’s the season made for joys, Love is then our duty.

Your Cleopatra; Dolabella’s Cleopatra; every man’s Cleopatra.