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Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.
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Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep.
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
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The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
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I never work. Work does age you so.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
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