Poems List

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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For flavor, Instant Sex will never supersede the stuff you had to peel and cook.
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The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
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Life is the funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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FASHION IS WHAT YOU ADOPT WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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NEVER TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES. DRAG THEM DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. IT’S CHEAPER.
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