Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

I am at two with nature.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts coughing and drops dead.

Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food: frequently there must be a beverage.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.