[ Gordon Miller, played by Groucho Marx, speaking :] Room service? Send up a larger room.

[ Otis B. Driftwood, played by Groucho Marx, speaking :] That’s—that’s in every contract. That’s—that’s what they call a sanity clause.

[ “Doctor” Hugo Z. Hackenbush, played by Groucho Marx, attempting to take Harpo’s pulse :] Either he’s dead, or my watch has stopped.

[ Ambassador Tarentino, played by Louis Calhern, speaking :] This means war!

[ Chicolini, played by Chico Marx, speaking :] Who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?

[ Rufus T. Firefly, played by Groucho Marx, speaking :] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

[ Professor Wagstaff, played by Groucho Marx, speaking :]

[ Groucho Marx speaking after a woman says, “I don’t like this innuendo” :] That’s what I always say. Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

[ Groucho Marx speaking :] Come, Kapellmeister, let the violas throb! My regiment leaves at dawn.

[ Groucho Marx, replying to the comment, “You’re awfully shy for a lawyer” :] You bet I’m shy. I’m a shyster lawyer.