Poems List

The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore. H. L.
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The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. H. L.
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I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries. H. L.
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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. H. L.
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Historian: an unsuccessful novelist. H. L.
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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office. H. L.
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten. H. L.
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate. H. L.
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals. H. L.
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Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard. H. L.
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