Adultery is the application of democracy to love. H. L.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution. H. L.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. H. L.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L.

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them. H. L.

Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ. H. L.

The worshiper is the father of the gods. H. L.

Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him. H. L.

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time. H. L.

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing. H. L.