My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
I was so horrified when I read about the effects of smoking that I gave up reading.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? Because they’re worth it.
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!
She’s a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
My grandmother is over 80 and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
