Poems List

Child! do not throw this book about; Refrain from the unholy pleasure Of cutting all the pictures out! Preserve it as your chiefest treasure.

A Bad Child’s Book of Beasts [1896], dedication

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To A Rhinoceros

To A Rhinoceros

Rhinoceros, your hide looks all undone,
You do not take my fancy in the least:
You have a horn where other brutes have none:
Rhinoceros, you are an ugly beast.
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The Whale

The Whale

The Whale that wanders round the Pole
Is not a table fish.
You cannot bake or boil him whole
Nor serve him in a dish;


But you may cut his blubber up
And melt it down for oil.
And so replace the colza bean
(A product of the soil).


These facts should all be noted down
And ruminated on,
By every boy in Oxford town


Who wants to be a Don.
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The Yak

The Yak

As a friend to the children commend me the Yak.
You will find it exactly the thing:
It will carry and fetch, you can ride on its back,
Or lead it about with a string.


The Tartar who dwells on the plains of Thibet
(A desolate region of snow)
Has for centuries made it a nursery pet.
And surely the Tartar should know!


Then tell your papa where the Yak can be got,
And if he is awfully rich
He will buy you the creature - or else he will not.
(I cannot be positive which.)
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The Statue

The Statue

When we are dead, some Hunting-boy will pass
And find a stone half-hidden in tall grass
And grey with age: but having seen that stone
(Which was your image), ride more slowly on.
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The Tiger

The Tiger

The tiger, on the other hand,
Is kittenish and mild,
And makes a pretty playfellow
For any little child.
And mothers of large families
(Who claim to common sense)
Will find a tiger well repays
The trouble and expense.
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The Pelagian Drinking Song

The Pelagian Drinking Song

Pelagius lived at Kardanoel
And taught a doctrine there
How, whether you went to heaven or to hell
It was your own affair.
It had nothing to do with the Church, my boy,
But was your own affair.


No, he didn't believe
In Adam and Eve
He put no faith therein!
His doubts began
With the Fall of Man
And he laughed at Original Sin.
With my row-ti-tow
Ti-oodly-ow
He laughed at original sin.


Then came the bishop of old Auxerre
Germanus was his name
He tore great handfuls out of his hair
And he called Pelagius shame.
And with his stout Episcopal staff
So thoroughly whacked and banged
The heretics all, both short and tall --
They rather had been hanged.


Oh he whacked them hard, and he banged them long
Upon each and all occasions
Till they bellowed in chorus, loud and strong
Their orthodox persuasions.
With my row-ti-tow
Ti-oodly-ow
Their orthodox persuasions.


Now the faith is old and the Devil bold
Exceedingly bold indeed.
And the masses of doubt that are floating about
Would smother a mortal creed.
But we that sit in a sturdy youth
And still can drink strong ale
Let us put it away to infallible truth
That always shall prevail.


And thank the Lord
For the temporal sword
And howling heretics too.
And all good things
Our Christendom brings
But especially barley brew!
With my row-ti-tow
Ti-oodly-ow
Especially barley brew!
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The Scorpion

The Scorpion

The Scorpion is as black as soot,
He dearly loves to bite;
He is a most unpleasant brute
To find in bed at night.
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The Night

The Night

Most Holy Night, that still dost keep
The keys of all the doors of sleep,
To me when my tired eyelids close

Give thou repose.

And let the far lament of them
That chaunt the dead day’s requiem
Make in my ears, who wakeful lie,

Soft lullaby.

Let them that guard the hornàed Moon
By my bedside their memories croon.
So shall I have new dreams and blest

In my brief rest.

Fold thy great wings about my face,
Hide day-dawn from my resting-place,
And cheat me with thy false delight,

Most Holy Night.
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The Microbe

The Microbe

The Microbe is so very small
You cannot make him out at all,
But many sanguine people hope
To see him through a microscope.
His jointed tongue that lies beneath
A hundred curious rows of teeth;
His seven tufted tails with lots
Of lovely pink and purple spots,
On each of which a pattern stands,
Composed of forty separate bands;
His eyebrows of a tender green;
All these have never yet been seen--
But Scientists, who ought to know,
Assure us that they must be so....
Oh! let us never, never doubt
What nobody is sure about!
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Identification and basic context

Hilaire Belloc was a writer, historian, poet, and political activist. He was born on July 27, 1870, and died on August 22, 1953. Born in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, France, to an English mother and a French father, he held dual nationality but spent most of his life in England. He was a prominent figure in English letters, known for his prolific output and strong opinions. He was a devout Roman Catholic throughout his life.

Childhood and education

Belloc's early life was shaped by his French upbringing and his mother's influence. After his father's death, his mother moved the family to England. He was educated at the Oratory School in Birmingham, run by Cardinal Newman, and later studied history at Balliol College, Oxford. His time at Oxford was significant for his intellectual development and his growing engagement with Catholic thought and tradition. He also served in the French army for a period.

Literary trajectory

Belloc began his writing career in the 1890s, quickly establishing himself as a versatile and opinionated author. He gained early fame for his humorous travelogues and poems. Throughout his career, he produced a vast number of books, including historical analyses, biographies, political tracts, essays, novels, and collections of verse. He was a frequent contributor to periodicals and engaged in public debates. His literary trajectory was marked by a consistent adherence to his Catholic faith and political convictions.

Works, style, and literary characteristics

Belloc's major works span numerous genres. Among his most famous poems are "The Bad Child's Book of Beasts" (1896) and "Cautionary Tales for Children" (1896), known for their dark humor and memorable rhymes. His historical works include "The History of England" and biographies of figures like Joan of Arc and Napoleon. His dominant themes often revolved around Catholic faith, history, social justice (particularly his advocacy for distributism), and critiques of liberalism and socialism. His style is characterized by clarity, wit, vigorous argumentation, and a direct, often polemical, tone. His poetic style in his humorous works is marked by simple rhyme schemes and memorable, often ironic, narratives. He was associated with a conservative literary and intellectual milieu.

Cultural and historical context

Belloc lived through a period of significant social and political change in Britain and Europe, including the rise of industrialism, two world wars, and shifts in political ideologies. As a Catholic, he was part of a religious minority in predominantly Protestant England and often felt compelled to defend his faith. He was a contemporary of G.K. Chesterton, with whom he shared many intellectual and religious views, and together they championed distributism. Belloc was a staunch critic of modern secular trends and political movements he deemed dangerous.

Personal life

Belloc's personal life was deeply influenced by his strong Catholic faith and his family. He married Elodie Hogan, an American, and they had five children. His personal experiences and deeply held convictions fueled his writing and public pronouncements. He was known for his robust personality and his willingness to engage in public controversies.

Recognition and reception

Belloc achieved considerable fame during his lifetime as a popular writer and public figure. His humorous poems and essays were widely read and enjoyed. His historical works were also influential, though sometimes criticized for their strong biases. He was recognized for his literary output and his engagement with public affairs, though his controversial views also drew criticism.

Influences and legacy

Belloc drew influence from classical literature, English literary tradition, and his Catholic faith. He, in turn, influenced writers like G.K. Chesterton and promoted ideas like distributism. His legacy lies in his enduring humorous poetry, his substantial historical scholarship, and his persistent defense of Catholic social teaching and traditional values. His works continue to be read for their wit, historical insight, and clear articulation of his worldview.

Interpretation and critical analysis

Belloc's work is often interpreted through the lens of his Catholic faith and his conservative political stance. Critics have examined his historical methodologies, his economic theories (distributism), and the complex blend of humor and seriousness in his writing. His polemical style and strong opinions have sometimes led to controversy.

Curiosities and lesser-known aspects

Belloc was known for his legendary memory and his ability to write on a vast array of subjects. He famously claimed to know the geography of England better than anyone else. He also had a deep knowledge of military history.

Death and memory

Hilaire Belloc died at the age of 83. His death was noted in literary and public circles. While some of his more polemical works have faded in prominence, his humorous verse and certain historical studies continue to be appreciated and studied.