A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

I try never to let my schooling get in the way of my education.

There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.

Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly .

Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.

Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.