Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him .

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Figures don't lie, but liars figure .

There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.