Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

Definite speech means clarity of mind.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.