Never let the truth get in the way of a good story .

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense .

Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.