Emotions and Feelings

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.

I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Love is being stupid together.

We love the things we love for what they are.

Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one you’ll become a philosopher .

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies are ended by a marriage.

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.