Emotions and Feelings

IF BOOKS ARE NOT GOOD COMPANY, WHERE WILL I FIND IT?

A BOOK IS A MIRROR: IF AN ASS PEERS INTO IT, YOU CAN’T EXPECT AN APOSTLE TO LOOK OUT.

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

REALITY PROVIDES US WITH FACTS SO ROMANTIC THAT IMAGINATION ITSELF COULD ADD NOTHING TO THEM.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.

JUST LIVING IS NOT ENOUGH… ONE MUST HAVE SUNSHINE, FREEDOM, AND A LITTLE FLOWER.

City life is millions of people being lonesome together.

THE FASCINATION OF SHOOTING AS A SPORT DEPENDS ALMOST WHOLLY ON WHETHER YOU ARE AT THE RIGHT OR WRONG END OF THE GUN.

GOLF IS A DAY SPENT IN A ROUND OF STRENUOUS IDLENESS.

I MUST COMPLAIN THE CARDS ARE ILL SHUFFLED, TILL I HAVE A GOOD HAND.

It is foolish and quite unfitting for an educated man to spend all his time on acquiring bulging muscles, a thick neck and mighty thighs. The large amounts they are compelled to eat make them dull-witted.

SUDDEN SUCCESS IN GOLF IS LIKE THE SUDDEN ACQUISITION OF WEALTH. IT IS APT TO UNSETTLE AND DETERIORATE THE CHARACTER.

Deer-stalking would be a very fine sport if only the deer had guns.

RUGBY IS A GOOD OCCASION FOR KEEPING 30 BULLIES FAR FROM THE CENTRE OF THE CITY.

If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work.

GOLF IS A GAME IN WHICH YOU CAN CLAIM THE PRIVILEGES OF AGE AND RETAIN THE PLAYTHINGS OF CHILDHOOD.

All sorrows are less with bread.

NO MAN IS LONELY WHILE EATING SPAGHETTI: IT REQUIRES SO MUCH ATTENTION.

THERE IS ONE THING MORE EXASPERATING THAN A WIFE WHO CAN COOK AND WON’T, AND THAT’S A WIFE WHO CAN’T COOK AND WILL.

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.

A TAVERN IS A PLACE WHERE MADNESS IS SOLD BY THE BOTTLE.

GOOD APPLE PIES ARE A CONSIDERABLE PART OF OUR DOMESTIC HAPPINESS.