Emotions and Feelings

There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard.

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you're hungry.

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping the lead into the boxing-glove.

A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

Duty is what one expects from others, it is not what one does oneself.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Let the credulous and the vulgar continue to believe that all mental woes can be cured by a daily application of old Greek myths to their private parts.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going to be if I Grow up'.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

No woman marries for money: they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.

There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.