Emotions and Feelings

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Generals detest generals on their own side far more than they dislike the enemy.

I'm sorry, my good fellow, but all my money is tied up in currency.

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, january, September, April, November, May, March, june, December, August and February.

Now that he was rich he was not thought ignorant any more, but simply eccentric.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

I had my credit card stolen, but I didn't report it because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

They don't put indicators on your car in Beverly Hills. They figure if you're that rich you don't have to tell no one where you're going.

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I never climbed any ladder: I have achieved eminence by sheer gravitation.

The Oscars are two hours of sparkling entertainment packed into a four-hour show.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.

The sooner we get rid of losing, the happier everyone will be.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

He was as successful as a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

Working for Warner Bros is like fucking a porcupine - it's a hundred pricks against one.

Do not take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smouldering sexuality don't always win, I'm sorry to say.

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smouldering sexuality don't always win, I'm sorry to say.

Keep cool. It will be all gone a hundred years hence.

No problem is insoluble given a big enough plastic bag.