Gender Identity

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

A witty woman is a treasure’ a witty beauty is a power .

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him.

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.

If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.