Emotions and Feelings

Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find.

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Love is when two people know everything about each other and are still friends.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Love is being stupid together.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

We love the things we love for what they are.

Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one you’ll become a philosopher .

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.