Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.